1 00:00:04,870 --> 00:00:08,650 I'll have the Polly Wanna Cheeseburger. 2 00:00:10,530 --> 00:00:13,430 Man, you with the red meat, aren't you worried about your health at all? 3 00:00:13,630 --> 00:00:16,950 The whole reason I wanted to come here, get a little fish in my diet. 4 00:00:17,610 --> 00:00:19,810 I'll have a pound of fried shrimp and a Diet Coke. 5 00:00:22,770 --> 00:00:24,230 Hey dude, is that your friend Billy? 6 00:00:25,670 --> 00:00:27,110 Wow. Hey, Billy! 7 00:00:28,350 --> 00:00:30,850 Jimmy. Hey, what's up, man? Craig, how you guys doing? 8 00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:33,850 Hey, you big Hollywood actor. We saw you on The District. 9 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:38,410 Yeah, yeah, that was pretty exciting, huh? Yeah, man, that's a hit show. 10 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:39,750 So how's it going? 11 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:44,930 Oh, I'm not exactly with that show anymore. They brought my character out. 12 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:45,970 We thought you were great. 13 00:00:45,990 --> 00:00:47,550 Well, you know how Craig T. Nelson's a star? 14 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:50,770 Let's just say the T doesn't stand for thanks for the acting tips. 15 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:55,660 Oh, sorry to hear that, man. Yeah, I made a few mistakes. 16 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:57,700 I'm not the kind of guy who has regrets. 17 00:00:58,660 --> 00:01:00,060 Damn it, why was I so stupid? 18 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:02,540 Are you okay? 19 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,500 Yeah, you know me. I'm fine. 20 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,560 So what's going on, man? You dating anybody? 21 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:10,180 Well, there was somebody, but I think she kind of only liked me because I was 22 00:01:10,180 --> 00:01:11,179 a TV show. 23 00:01:11,180 --> 00:01:12,560 Why do you say that? She told me. 24 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,000 Well, you still got your friends, right? 25 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,200 No, they left too. 26 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,080 I meant us. 27 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:21,620 Oh, yeah. 28 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:22,820 Yeah. 29 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,720 Well, listen, man, if you ever feel like you need some company, you can always 30 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,180 hang out with us. Right, Greg? Sure. 31 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:30,420 Or just Jimmy. 32 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,160 That'd be great. 33 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,760 You sure you're okay? 34 00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:39,320 Yeah, I'm fine. I mean, honestly, it was hard at first. But, hey, I'm an actor, 35 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,360 you know. The important thing is you get back on your horse. 36 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:44,320 Lucky for me, we're in L .A. There's acting jobs everywhere. 37 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:46,120 Hey, Billy, here's a birthday table three. 38 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:49,200 Gentlemen, the business calls. 39 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:27,960 you again, Billy. 40 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,580 So Jimmy tells me you're working at that pirate restaurant? 41 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:34,800 Well, I was, and the other day I came in with an actual peg leg asking for an 42 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,460 application. How am I going to compete with that? 43 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:40,980 You know something? You don't want to work there anyway with all those kids 44 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,320 making fun of you behind your back. 45 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:43,920 The kids were making fun of me? 46 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:47,780 No. 47 00:02:49,540 --> 00:02:51,060 I'm sure you'll find something else. 48 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:54,080 I hope so, man. I never had to run a bad luck like this. 49 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,160 I got to get a job. 50 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,380 I mean, I still have some pride. 51 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,100 Are you going to finish that peanut butter and jelly sandwich? 52 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,260 Well, thanks for the estimate. 53 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,760 Just so you know, it's just an estimate. It could be more. 54 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:14,960 Or it could be less. 55 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,040 Yeah, that could happen. 56 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,260 You guys having some work done, huh? Yeah, that's Kim. It's her project. 57 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:24,000 We're getting our bathrooms redone. 58 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:26,410 Look at you with your jobs and your money. 59 00:03:27,010 --> 00:03:28,010 Good for you. 60 00:03:29,790 --> 00:03:31,010 Really, good for you. 61 00:03:32,590 --> 00:03:34,110 I don't know, Greg. This looks kind of high. 62 00:03:35,010 --> 00:03:38,350 Hey, Billy, didn't you used to do that kind of work? Yeah. All the guys at the 63 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:41,210 job site said I was so funny I should move to Los Angeles. 64 00:03:42,730 --> 00:03:44,990 Hey, why don't you take a look at their estimate and make sure they're not 65 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:45,888 getting ripped off? 66 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:46,890 Yeah, all right. 67 00:03:48,890 --> 00:03:51,210 Well, this actually isn't a bad price for a bathroom. 68 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:54,510 As long as every time you sit on the toilet, the Rolling Stones come in and 69 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:55,510 perform for you. 70 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,610 I thought it was high. 71 00:03:59,170 --> 00:04:02,270 Hey, Billy, why don't you go check out their bathrooms, give them an idea of 72 00:04:02,270 --> 00:04:05,210 what it should really cost? Sure, if you guys want me to. Oh, that'd be great. 73 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:08,330 Come on. I have to warn you, though, I haven't had a chance to straighten up 74 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:09,289 upstairs yet today. 75 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:12,450 Oh, Kim, trust me, my place is worse. I've got birds living in my apartment. 76 00:04:12,790 --> 00:04:15,870 Oh, well, it's nice to have pets. They're not pets. They just keep coming 77 00:04:15,870 --> 00:04:17,110 through some hole I can't find. 78 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:20,550 Hey, Blake, why don't you hire Billy to do the bathrooms? 79 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:23,730 It'd really be helping him out, plus it'd make him feel better about himself. 80 00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:27,990 Isn't it enough that I house you and your family? 81 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:32,250 Now I have to help your friends out? What am I, the United Way? Hey, come on, 82 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:33,189 man. 83 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:36,290 He's my best friend since high school. He's helped me out a lot of times when I 84 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:38,810 had nothing. Besides, it's not charity. He's good at this. 85 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:42,310 Yeah, yeah, he built a deck around this place we were renting back east. 86 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:45,390 Why would you put a deck on a place you were renting? 87 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:48,750 We didn't think it through, okay, college boy? 88 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:57,050 Look, I feel bad for your friend. If it was picking up leaves outside, it would 89 00:04:57,050 --> 00:04:59,990 be one thing, but we're talking about a major construction job here. 90 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:02,570 There's no way you're talking me into hiring Billy. 91 00:05:03,450 --> 00:05:06,330 I don't know what this guy's talking about. I could do that job for half the 92 00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:07,330 price. 93 00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:08,470 What's that? 94 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:14,010 This guy's subcontracting everything out. I mean, he's got a tile guy coming 95 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:17,590 a plumber. Where I come from, one guy could do all the work. Plus, this job 96 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:18,950 shouldn't take more than a week. 97 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,730 You're hired. Are you serious? 98 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:22,030 Yeah, are you? 99 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:23,070 Yeah, I mean... 100 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:26,480 Seems to know what he's talking about, and hey, he's a friend of Jimmy. 101 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,640 Oh, my God, this is great. I tell you, I'm going to go price some stuff right 102 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,480 now. Hey, is there a Home Depot around here besides that one on Jefferson? 103 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,240 I think there's one on Sunset. Why? 104 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,780 Well, when I got fired from the show, I was having kind of a rough spell, and I 105 00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:40,140 kind of got kicked out of there for something I did in the patio furniture 106 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,140 section. 107 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,700 What'd you do? I was living there. 108 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,700 The worst thing is, when they threw me out, I had friends over. 109 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:57,990 Morning, Greg. Morning. Lakers won again. Yeah, Shaq's really... Oh! 110 00:05:58,270 --> 00:05:59,410 What the hell are you doing? 111 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:01,930 I'm testing out the new toilets. 112 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:03,170 Have a seat. 113 00:06:06,230 --> 00:06:07,109 That's okay. 114 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:08,590 Come on, man. You better test this out. 115 00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:12,150 Because once you take your pants off and sit down on something, you can't return 116 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:13,150 it. 117 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:17,290 Which is why Christine is stuck with me. 118 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:26,259 Come on, sit, sit. 119 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,260 Sit. Fine. 120 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:35,540 Feels fine. Come on, man. It's not like that. You gotta settle in, man. You 121 00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:36,680 gotta lean back. 122 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,680 You know, elbows on your knees, if that's your kind of thing. 123 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,100 Here. Take a sports second. 124 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,760 Hmm. Not bad. 125 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:48,980 There you go. 126 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:02,490 Now I know what the waiting room to hell looks like. 127 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:07,810 We're just taking him for a dry run. 128 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:09,170 God, I hope so. 129 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:11,010 Morning. 130 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:13,090 Hey, Greg. I see you met the twins. 131 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:17,210 Yeah, Billy, how long are these toilets and all this other stuff going to be in 132 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:17,849 my kitchen? 133 00:07:17,850 --> 00:07:21,170 Well, I'm getting ready to rip out the old ones, retile the floors at least a 134 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:21,949 couple of days. 135 00:07:21,950 --> 00:07:24,530 Well, if you're going to rip up the other two bathrooms, what are we 136 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:27,790 use? I guess I figured you'd just use the one in the guest house. Yeah, come 137 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:28,790 over. Make yourself at home. 138 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,520 It is my home, but thank you, Jimmy. 139 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,440 Hey, guys. 140 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:34,880 Hey, honey. Hi, Rosanna. 141 00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:37,980 You remember my brother -in -law, Jimmy? Oh, yeah, sure. How you doing? Hey, 142 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:39,460 Rosanna. That's my friend, Billy. 143 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:41,280 Hi. Uh, hi. 144 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:43,120 So, how was pottery class? 145 00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:45,320 Great. We're going to break in the mugs we made. 146 00:07:45,820 --> 00:07:48,020 Well, enough time on the practice range. 147 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,400 Time to hit the lakes. 148 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,600 Why are there toilets in your kitchen? 149 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:59,610 Billy's redoing our bathrooms. Yeah, this is just kind of a sideline job for 150 00:07:59,610 --> 00:08:01,110 when I'm not doing what I normally do. 151 00:08:02,130 --> 00:08:03,130 Mention I'm an actor. 152 00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:05,290 What? Mention I'm an actor. It's all I got. 153 00:08:07,090 --> 00:08:09,590 Hey, Rosanna, Billy here's an actor. 154 00:08:10,930 --> 00:08:14,070 Greg, she didn't want to hear about that. Just because I was a regular on a 155 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:16,650 -time hit TV show, that doesn't make me better than anybody. 156 00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:21,410 So, uh, Rosanna, what do you do for a living? 157 00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:23,610 Oh, uh, I'm a nurse. 158 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:25,030 Oh, that's great. 159 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:27,380 Finally meet somebody in L .A. who's doing something important. 160 00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:29,200 I mean, you save lives. You help humanity. 161 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:33,400 Well, I really just do it because I like seeing old people naked. 162 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,720 So, where are you from? 163 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:41,960 Maryland. Oh, my God. Have you been to the Maryland Crab House out here? It's 164 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,280 fantastic. Are you kidding? They got crabs out here? Oh, yeah, yeah. They're 165 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,700 great. I'll go if you want to. 166 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,100 Uh, uh, uh, well, yeah. Yes, yes. 167 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,100 Yes. I would love to get crabs with you. 168 00:08:57,420 --> 00:08:58,980 I meant have dinner. I know. 169 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,460 Because the other thing will be discussed. She gets it. 170 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:11,600 I cannot wait till our bathrooms are done. I just walked in on Jimmy again. 171 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,080 Why don't you knock? 172 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,480 I did, but Jimmy thinks it's funny to wait till I'm all the way in before he 173 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:17,480 yells, I'm in here. 174 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,760 That is kind of funny. 175 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,060 Hey. 176 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:27,860 Hey, how'd the date with Rosanna go last night? Give us all the deets. Come on, 177 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:31,520 come on. Hey, hey, hey. A gentleman doesn't almost get to second base and 178 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,900 But I think she really likes me. 179 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:37,140 Really? I mean, really, that's great. 180 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:42,420 Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to get these bathrooms done by 181 00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:44,300 Friday. I'm hoping to have a pretty busy weekend. 182 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:45,759 You're kidding. 183 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:46,860 They'll be done by Friday? 184 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,440 You'd be surprised what a chubby guy can do when a pretty girl smiles at him, 185 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:52,160 because it's been a while, if you know what I mean. 186 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,820 I'm talking about sexual relations. Thank you. 187 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:04,080 Hey, Rosanna. Hi. 188 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:06,540 Ready to hit the mall? Yeah, let me just go find my friends. 189 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:07,920 Stop. 190 00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:10,020 Stop. All right, be careful in the corner. 191 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,420 I didn't expect to see you here today. Oh, yeah, I'm just going shopping with 192 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,319 Kim. 193 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,260 Hey, I had a really great time last night. Oh, me too. 194 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:33,900 What do you say we do it again Saturday? 195 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:39,960 Oh, well, actually, you remember that ex -boyfriend I told you about last night? 196 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,760 Oh, you mean that loser you just broke up with? 197 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,160 Yeah. 198 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:47,720 Well, he called, and, you know, we started talking, and... Well, this is 199 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,720 awkward. 200 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,000 We decided to give it another try. 201 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,760 Oh, well. 202 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,600 Hey, good for you. 203 00:10:57,820 --> 00:11:01,180 I mean, I hope you understand. I think you're a really sweet guy. Hey, it was 204 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:01,959 just one dinner. 205 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,340 I'm just glad we got a chance to know each other. Oh, thanks. 206 00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:06,180 Me too. 207 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:08,460 Okay, all set. 208 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:09,880 Bye, you guys. 209 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,020 Lift with your knees, Greg. Don't be a hero. 210 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:18,560 You okay, Billy? 211 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,640 Yeah, I'm fine. 212 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,660 I just think I'm going to go for a walk. 213 00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:24,630 Okay, but you'll be right back, right? Remember, you're going to have this 214 00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:25,589 done by Friday. 215 00:11:25,590 --> 00:11:27,470 Greg, you did just see what happened here, right? 216 00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:31,950 What I thought was the beginning of something incredible just collapsed 217 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:35,470 my eyes. And a woman who I thought could be the one just ripped my heart out and 218 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:36,470 stomped on it. 219 00:11:36,770 --> 00:11:39,630 All you care about is whether or not your bathrooms are going to be done on 220 00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:40,630 Friday. 221 00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:42,610 So Saturday, then? 222 00:11:58,190 --> 00:12:00,430 Because he hasn't put the stupid pipes back in. 223 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,050 I'm done in the bathroom. 224 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,310 Well, it's about time. 225 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:05,610 Actually, Greg, I'm next. 226 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:07,050 No, I believe I'm next. 227 00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:10,130 Gee, this is the first two people arguing to see who goes into the 228 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,130 after Jimmy. 229 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:14,950 You go ahead. 230 00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:19,290 Ow! Oh, God, this sucks. 231 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:22,910 When is Billy going to finish the bathroom? All he does is just sit up 232 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:26,110 cry. I know. The only water running up there is coming out of his head. 233 00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:32,870 fault greg how's it my fault i was ready to hire a professional contractor and 234 00:12:32,870 --> 00:12:35,930 then you had to get all cheap and hire billy at the last minute oh i didn't do 235 00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:39,670 that because i was cheap i i hired billy because he's a friend of jimmy's 236 00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:44,430 jimmy's friend jimmy's fault hey nobody held a gun to your head and billy would 237 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:48,510 have done a great job if kim didn't have her floozy friends prancing around here 238 00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:53,350 driving all crazy it's kim's fault what okay you guys just relax all right 239 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:56,810 everyone is to blame here except me 240 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:02,060 Jimmy, he's your friend. You should talk to him. Look, I know Billy. He'll get 241 00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:03,420 over it. He just needs some time alone. 242 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,680 Well, then fine. I'll talk to him because you know what I need? I need a 243 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,160 bathroom. I need a shower. 244 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,820 For the past two days, I've been sponging off with a baby wipe and I just 245 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,140 brushed my teeth with Sprite. 246 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:22,240 All I want to do when I wake up in the morning is to lie. 247 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,460 Rosanna, Rosanna. 248 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,520 Hey, 249 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,080 buddy, how's it going? 250 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,160 Hi, Greg. 251 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:42,960 Look, I know you've been having a hard time lately, but we were just wondering 252 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,380 when you might be getting back to work and, you know, finishing our bathrooms. 253 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:50,740 Yeah, I'm sorry about all this, man. I wish I could work. I just can't get 254 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,100 Rosanna out of my mind. 255 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:57,320 All I want to do in the middle of the evening is to hold you tight. 256 00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:03,170 Rosanna, Rosanna. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we're all having a hard time 257 00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:04,370 getting her out of our heads. 258 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:08,990 When I'm depressed, you know what I find helps me forget? What? Work. 259 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:13,250 Like, for instance, if I'm sad, I just pick up a hammer. Come here. Pick up a 260 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,870 hammer and I start pounding away the pain. 261 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,540 Peel away the pain. Peel away the pain. Peel away the pain. 262 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:20,860 Greg, I don't... No, no, no. You've got to give it a chance. Did you know what 263 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,700 we're going to do? We're going to pick up this sandpaper, and we're going to 264 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:27,680 start sanding away the sadness. Sand away the sadness. Just sand away the 265 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,680 sadness. 266 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,920 I don't think it's working. Well, sure it is. You're just not giving it a 267 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:32,920 chance. Come on! 268 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:39,500 I just wish I could see her one more time. I mean, when she broke up with me, 269 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:43,300 was all so sudden, and we weren't alone, and if I could just see her one more 270 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,580 time, maybe I could have some closure. 271 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,240 Do you have your keys? 272 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,480 If I don't go buy more bottled water for Sammy's bath, I'm going to have to 273 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,700 start licking him clean like a cat. 274 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,880 Hold on, hold on. 275 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:57,380 Billy, if I can get Rosanna to come over and talk to you, do you promise to 276 00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:58,420 finish these bathrooms? 277 00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,780 Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God, yes. Thank you, thank you. 278 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:02,540 Rosanna! 279 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,500 Take you out of the way! 280 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,040 Greg, she's not going to come over here. 281 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,540 I talked to her yesterday, and after he left all those messages on her machine, 282 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,640 she feels a little awkward. 283 00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:19,980 Yeah, I guess we can't just ask her to come over. No, we can't. 284 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:22,840 We're going to have to trick her. 285 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,780 Guys, get out of here. 286 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,360 Rosanna's going to be here any second. 287 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:33,820 Hey, what did you tell her to get her over here? 288 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:37,300 I told her that we needed her expertise as a nurse, that Sammy was sick and had 289 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:38,460 some weird spots on his face. 290 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,960 Nice. 291 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,200 Lying about your kid being sick works every time. And you know what? Get him 292 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,700 some crutches and a neck brace. You can do all of Disneyland in like two and a 293 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,700 half hours. 294 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,000 Wow, look at you lying. 295 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,640 I have never seen this devious side of you. 296 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:58,380 Oh, God. Am I bad for saying that Sammy is sick? 297 00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:00,500 Very bad. In fact, downright naughty. 298 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,220 Well, before you get too turned on, remember I haven't had a decent shower 299 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,220 four days. 300 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:07,260 Oh, yeah. 301 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:15,850 Thanks for coming. No, no problem. Where's Sammy? 302 00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:17,330 I'll go get him. 303 00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:28,130 It was only one dinner, 304 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,790 and I wish I was thinner. 305 00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:36,170 But it was a start, and you stole my heart. 306 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:42,390 I don't want to be second banana, but I'd settle for that if I could keep my 307 00:16:42,390 --> 00:16:43,960 Rosanna. Billy, please. 308 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:47,520 Wait, there's another verse. It's not that great. I mean, your name is kind of 309 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,520 hard to rhyme. 310 00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:52,700 To win your love, I would crawl to Montana. 311 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:54,920 Or Savannah. 312 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,360 Or Indiana. Billy, please. 313 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:02,880 Look, this is all very sweet. 314 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,060 But I need to see how it works out with my old boyfriend. 315 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:09,980 Please try to understand. 316 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,200 I do. 317 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,109 Guess I just wanted to take one last shot. 318 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,810 Here, you could read the rest of the poem later. 319 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,310 Thanks. 320 00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:25,829 There's a coupon for a free car wash in the back of that poem, so if you could 321 00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:28,349 send that back when you... You know what? Keep it. 322 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,310 Kim? 323 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:38,730 Hi. I wish you would have told me that Billy was still working here. 324 00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:40,970 He just came down. It was really awkward. 325 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,600 Oh. Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. It's okay. 326 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Where's Sammy? 327 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,180 Um, you know what? Actually, I think he's doing better. Oh, well, we should 328 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,360 still probably take a look at him. 329 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:52,560 Okay. 330 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,180 Greg, could you bring Sammy in here? 331 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,960 Rosanna wants to look at the spots on his face. 332 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,300 Um, just a minute. 333 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,620 Does he have a fever? 334 00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:06,420 No. Congestion? 335 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 No. 336 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,180 This is ketchup. 337 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:22,900 Oh, thank God. 338 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,140 I didn't know that Billy was going to be here. 339 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,120 You set me up. 340 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,160 I can't believe you would lie about your child being sick. 341 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:51,800 At least Billy got to talk to her, so now maybe he'll finish our bathrooms. 342 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:55,940 Where are you going? 343 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Home. 344 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,000 Yeah, it's been a rough day, huh? 345 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,320 So first thing in the morning? Home to Maryland. 346 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,320 What? No, no, no. 347 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:07,880 Things haven't exactly gone my way since I moved out here, okay? This town isn't 348 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,799 for me. 349 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,160 Jimmy, aren't you going to say something? 350 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:14,280 Yeah. Billy, are you sure this is what you want to do? Yeah. Well, then good 351 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,280 luck. 352 00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:20,630 Watch your sleeves. Stick it out for a while. Maybe things will turn around. 353 00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:23,190 You're just saying that because you want your bathrooms done. You don't care 354 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:24,190 about me. 355 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,650 You know something? You're right. I don't care. Greg. No, I don't care. 356 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:30,970 you make it impossible for anyone to care about you. 357 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:35,330 Go out with this woman and expect her to marry you after one date. And when that 358 00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:38,770 doesn't happen, you stop doing the one job that you made a commitment to do. 359 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:39,790 yes. Yes. 360 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:41,590 I only care about my bathrooms. 361 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:45,010 You know why? Because I'm sick of sharing one with my in -laws. 362 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,470 and having to stand outside the bathroom door while someone inside is singing 363 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,510 Who Let the Dogs Out. 364 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,850 It helps me relax, okay? 365 00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:58,950 I can't believe you'd talk to me like that. Well, you left me no choice. I'm 366 00:19:58,950 --> 00:20:00,550 sorry. Come here. Why? 367 00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:08,470 Look at this guy. First straight shooter I've met since I moved out here. 368 00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:12,130 Who else would be willing to tell it like it is? You do care about me. 369 00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:14,570 Thanks, man. Thanks for the tough love. 370 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,200 Does that mean you're going to finish our bathrooms? Right after lunch. No, 371 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,500 Billy, not right after lunch. I want you to march right up those stairs and get 372 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,180 back to work. You can do it, big boy! 373 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,660 Greg, there's a thin line between straight shooter and jerk. 374 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,300 Enjoy your lunch. 375 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,580 Greg, that was great. 376 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,760 I mean, you were so forceful. 377 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,740 It was sexy. 378 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,320 Really? 379 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:47,620 Come over here and let me push you around a little. 380 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400 Oh. 381 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,420 Thank God we're home. 382 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,300 Mommy has to take a poop, Sammy. 383 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,440 Oh, I can't leave you on the bed. 384 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,100 Oh, Mommy's been holding it in all day. 385 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,080 He has to make a really big poo -poo. 386 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,240 I'll just have to tighten up a few. 387 00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:30,220 Oh, my God.